Posted 9 hours ago

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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Posted 9 hours ago

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

…both?

Posted 9 hours ago

svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

(Source: wasiangod)

Posted 10 hours ago

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles)

Posted 10 hours ago
Posted 14 hours ago

mainlydc:

"Give me the muzzle."

Posted 14 hours ago
Posted 14 hours ago

goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 1 day ago
It’s not obedience, Mr. Beckett; it’s respect.

(Source: blewart)